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maybe you’re here because the way things are built—businesses, brands, buildings, systems, identities—feels like a bad group project you never agreed to.
outdated tools. outdated thinking. outdated expectations.
you’re not here to play by the rules.
you’re here to build what actually works.
this isn’t a service menu. it’s a design studio for people done pretending the default makes sense.
design your reality.
burn the old blueprint.
→ scroll down to see how we work.
before you slide into our dms…
the pseudo studio doesn’t create followers or clients-for-life. it collaborates with leaders.
this work isn’t about dependency — it’s about alignment, clarity, and building what actually matters.
if you’re serious about working together, fill out the application below.
it’s how we make sure the fit is right — creatively, energetically, and practically.
no pitch. no pressure. just a mutual “hell yes” or no.
the consultation
$300
this isn’t coaching. this isn’t therapy.
this is consulting for people building something that doesn’t exist yet.
whether you’re reworking your identity, your space, your business, your next project, or your entire life — this is where we get clear on what actually wants to be built.
you bring the vision, the tension, the thing that won’t leave you alone.
the pseudo studio™ brings structure, strategy, systems thinking, and sharp eyes on what’s trying to emerge.
we don’t optimize what’s broken.
we redesign it from the ground up.
ready to stop circling the idea and start making it real?
don’t just dream shit. build it.
the audit
$200
the audit is a one-time clarity session for people who know something’s off — but can’t quite name it.
business, brand, system, space, project, story, identity — whatever you’re building, this is where we figure out what’s misaligned, what’s dead weight, and what actually wants to move.
you bring the real questions.
the pseudo studio™ brings sharp pattern recognition, systems thinking, and zero tolerance for bullshit.
by the end, you’ll walk away with honest insight, concrete direction, and a hell of a lot more clarity than you came in with.
warning: clarity may cause side effects like momentum.
the build
$5,000
you’ve got an idea. it’s good.
but right now, it’s just floating.
this 3-month container is where we take your next big thing — whether it’s a business, a brand, a space, a creative body of work, or a whole new version of your life — and apply the pseudo studio’s™ proprietary design process to make the intangible tangible.
part consulting. part collaboration. part reality check.
you bring the raw idea. the pseudo studio™ brings the structure to build it without the BS.
by the end, your idea isn’t just “in development.”
it’s real.
ideas are cute. results are better.